Even Pornstars Hate 50 Shades of Grey

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So 3 days ago I torrent-ed 50 Shades of Grey BRRip Unrated Version and watch it with 1.3x speed. Despite its poor rating on IMDB (If I recall, it’s 4.2 out of 10), I still watch it because my curiosity is always bigger. Then I found pretty cool video starring 3 porn stars given their opinions about 50 Shades of Grey. They have 5 things why they hate 50 Shades of Grey. You can watch it yourself (to get a better explanation, ehem). According to the porn stars, these are 5 reasons why they hate 50 Shades of Grey.

1. It’s just cliche.

Dominated male, submissive female. Booooring. That’s like most type of porn. Porn categories provide much more categories (some of them are in the video).

2. Movie tickets are expensive.

Yea, don’t spend $15 or more just by watching this.

“Why you spend $15 just to watch simulated sex?”

Porn have it all and you can watch it for free. For free! “Even with better dialogues.”

3. The script is poorly written.

“It insults pornography.” LOL

4. It’s not gonna be sexy at all.

“Do you think they can show you something sexy while they turn it on the same theatre as Spongebob Squarepants?” LOL

“It’s 2015! Where’s the D? Where’s the D?!!”

5. Support independent cinema (?)

Oh, they mean porn. But, in the video they say Boyhood.

“all right let’s f*ck!”


 

Then what about my opinion (and review) about this movie? Just one sentence. I want back my 2 hour spent watching 50 Shades of Grey (and better watch Boyhood lol)

For further review maybe you should take a look at IMDB. But I think from this post is enough to describe this movie.

However, if you still wanna see this movie, just download it out. Here is the example of working download links in high quality:

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